The Best Pick Up Line In The World!!!

"Who needs a mirror, if you're looking me like that."

What Love Is.....

When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa does it for her now all the time, even when his hands got & arthritis too. That's love. (Rebecca- age 8)

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouths. (Billy- age 4)

Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving Cologne and they go out and smell each other. (Kari- age 5)

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French Fries without making them give you any of theirs. (Chrissy- age 6)

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. (Terri- age 4)

Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. (Dannny- age 7)

Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss. (Emily- age 8)

Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. (Bobby- age 7)

If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. (Nikka- age 6)

Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday. (Noelle- age 7)

Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well. (Tommy- age 6)

During my piano recital, I was on stage and I was scared.I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. (Cindy- age 8)

My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night. (Clare- age 6)

Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken. (Elaine- age 5)

Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford. (Chris- age 7)

Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day. (Mary Ann- age 4)

When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you. (Karen- age 7)

Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and doesn't think it's gross. (Mark- age 6)

You really shouldn't say I LOVE YOU unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. (Jessica- age 8)

Who said the act of love had to make sense?

This is a beautiful line from one of my favorite movie of all time, Run Fatboy Run, a brilliant movie by David Schwimmer. The dialog happened between the 2 leading actor and actress, Simon Pegg and Thandie Newton. In the scene, Dennis Doyle who played by Simon Pegg was trying to explained why he had a cold feet and left Libby who played by Thandie Newton on the altar at their wedding day.

Danny: “You know, I mean, I didn't do you any favours on that day, ok? I did a stupid, stupid thing. But it was only because I thought spoiling your day was better than ruining your life. Does that make any sense?”

A Nervous Romance

Here are some memorable quotes from the movie Annie Hall, one of my favorite movie and Woddy Allen masterpiece. It's witty, funny, smart, almost autistic and quite a phenomenon at its time, especially with the first time ever actor talking to the camera treatment.

[first lines]
Alvy Singer: [addressing the camera] There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this - I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.


Alvy Singer: Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don't you think I do?


[Alvy confronts Annie about having an affair]
Alvy Singer: Well, I didn't start out spying. I thought I'd surprise you. Pick you up after school.
Annie Hall: Yeah, but you wanted to keep the relationship flexible. Remember, it's your phrase.
Alvy Singer: Oh stop it, you're having an affair with your college professor, that jerk that teaches that incredible crap course, Contemporary Crisis in Western Man...
Annie Hall: Existential Motifs in Russian Literature. You're really close.
Alvy Singer: What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.
Annie Hall: Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.
Alvy Singer: Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Annie Hall: We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.
Alvy Singer: "Neat." What are you, 12 years old? That's one of your Chippewa Falls expressions.
Annie Hall: Who cares? Who cares?
Alvy Singer: Next thing you know, he'll find you keen and peachy, you know. Next thing you know, he's got his hand on your ass.
Annie Hall: You've always had hostility towards David, ever since I mentioned him.
Alvy Singer: Dav - you call your teacher David?
Annie Hall: It's his name.
Alvy Singer: It's a Biblical name, right? What does he call you, Bathsheba?


[last lines]
Alvy Singer: [narrating] After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I... I realized what a terrific person she was, and... and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I... I, I thought of that old joke, y'know, the, this... this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy; he thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y'know, they're totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and... but, uh, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us... need the eggs.

Anna Scott Said It Truthfully

"After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

Love Bus

Senin pagi kemaren, pas lagi nungguin bis buat berangkat ke kantor, gue sibuk merenung hehehehe. Renungan diawali dengan gue yang merasa jamuran nungguin bis patas AC 62 jurusan Senen-Tangerang yang kaga menunjukkan batang bempernya! Padahal gue liatin jam, udah hampir 1 jam gue nunggu tu bis. Sempet terbersit pikiran buat naik patas AC 34 jurusan Blok M dulu aja kali ya terus turun di Semanggi n nyambung Metro Mini atau Kopaja yang ke arah Senen. Nah pas mikir kayak gitu tiba-tiba gue menemukan ternyata analogi nunggu bis ini bisa diimplementasikan juga kayak nunggu jodoh hahahahahaha.

Kadang-kadang kalo lagi beruntung pas kita nyampe di pangkalan, eh bis nya udah nunggu disana, atau paling nunggu sebentar kemudian si bis itu dateng. Ada juga yang sial mesti nunggu agak lama kaya kasus gue di atas.

Nah pas nunggu lama itu tuh, kadang-kadang kita suka kepikiran jalan pintas yaudah deh yang ada dulu aja gue naik entar baru nyambung lagi, sama kayak orang yang kurang sabar nunggu jodoh yang tepat n akhirnya ngambil siapa aja yang disodorin. Tapi karena emang bukan jodohnya ya di tengah jalan mereka mesti pisah…=)

Ada juga yang kadang-kadang bis nya udah dateng eh dia milih-milih, kurang bagus lah bis nya, AC nya kurang dingin lah, jarak antar bangkunya kesempitan lah dan sejuta alesan lainnya, dan akhirnya lama-lama stok bis nya habis.

Atau ada juga yang kurang sabar nunggu bis nya dan akhirnya nyerah dan milih pulang aja balik ke rumah, sebodo teing!!!

Pas udah dapet bis juga perjuangan belum berakhir, kadang-kadang kalo beruntung dapet tempat duduknya enak n hembusan AC nya juga pas. Tapi sering juga dapet tempat duduknya kurang nyaman jadi perlu sedikit adaptasi biar cocok, atau dapet yang jarak bangkunya sempit sehingga ruang geraknya jadi terbatas. Kalo lagi apes malah musti berdiri plus berdesak-desakan dulu penuh derita sebelum akhirnya bisa duduk, atau lebih parah lagi ampe nyampe masih aja ngak kebagian tempat duduk (tapi paling enggak nemu bisnya kan hehehehehe).

Tapi sampe disitu renungan gue bubar jalan, soalnya dari pengkolan terlihat bis patas AC 62 gue udah nongol, Puji Tuhan!!! Tapi sekarang gue mesti pasang kuda-kuda dulu buat naik, karena kayaknya bakalan rame nih n mudah-mudahan aja di atas entar gue bisa ketemu tempat duduk yang nyaman hehehehehe, Amin!!!

Unconditionally Love : Yasmin Ahmad

Artikel ini gue ambil dari blog nya Yasmin Ahmad, i think it so beautiful and i want to share it with everybody who blessed by the chance to read it, jadi artikel dari berita harian ini adalah sekelumit paparan tentang keharmonisan dari kedua orang tua Yasmin Ahmad, so enjoy it...=)

Bait lagu berirama keroncong ini masih terdengar-dengar ketika meninggalkan pekarangan kediaman Inom Yon (Mak Inom), 74, dan suami tercinta, Ahmad Hashim, 75, atau lebih senang dipanggil Pak Atan.

Seketika, diri turut dibuai kelunakan suara Mak Inom mendendangkan setiap bait sambil sesekali menari di samping Pak Atan yang asyik mengalunkan irama daripada keyboard.

Suasana petang yang hangat bertukar indah dan syahdu melihat keakraban kasih sayang antara keduanya.

Sememangnya Pak Atan dan Mak Inom sentiasa dilamun cinta biarpun usia masing-masing menginjak senja. Bergelar datuk dan nenek kepada lima cucu, cinta antara keduanya tetap mencambahkan bunga kasih yang terus berkembang segar hingga kini.

Kemesraan pasangan ini bukan khayalan pengarah filem tersohor, Yasmin Ahmad semata-mata seperti yang dipaparkan dalam filem arahannya, "Rabun". Inilah keindahan sebenar yang ingin dikongsi anak sulung mereka itu bersama penonton.

Walau ada yang menjuihkan bibir, hakikat kehidupan mereka yang sentiasa mesra bagaikan teruna dara baru berjumpa tidak dapat dinafikan. Segala-galanya jelas terpapar pada wajah Mak Inom dan Pak Atan, melalui gerak geri dan panggilan mesra - ‘sayang’ dan ‘darling’ yang sering meniti di bibir.

“Beginilah kami selalunya. Lepas sama-sama memasak, uncle main keyboard, auntie pula nyanyi. Ini bukan mengada-ngada. Kemesraan ini lahir spontan daripada hati sejak awal pernikahan lagi. Mungkin bagi kebanyakan orang, kemanisan alam pengantin baru hanya sementara, tetapi kami tetap meneruskannya sehingga kini seperti mandi berdua, berjalan sambil berpegang tangan mahupun ketika tidur juga,” kata Mak Inom.

Mengakui awalnya berkahwin bukan atas dasar cinta, Mak Inom dan Pak Atan yang masing-masing baru putus tunang, akhirnya bersetuju disatukan selepas berkenalan tiga bulan kerana kasihankan nasib masing-masing.

Berpegang kepada kata-kata Hamka, cinta yang berputik daripada belas kasihan lebih berkekalan daripada cinta biasa, Mak Inom tidak ragu-ragu menerima lamaran Pak Atan. Tambahan pula perwatakan Pak Atan yang sempurna pada matanya sudah cukup membuatkan Mak Inom yang baru menamatkan pengajian selama dua tahun di Kirby, Liverpool tertawan pada guru muzik itu.

“Bagi saya ketika itu cinta tidak bermakna. Uncle sering merendahkan diri, lembut apabila berkata-kata, tidak banyak cakap dan sering memberi nasihat untuk mententeramkan perasaan saya. Dia juga pandai mengambil hati ayah yang juga menyukainya. Itu yang penting, restu ibu bapa,” katanya.

Pak Atan pula cukup tertarik dengan layanan diberikan Mak Inom. Setiap kali bertandang, dirinya dijamu dengan masakan Mak Inom yang memang handal memasak. Bagi Pak Atan, itulah kecantikan sebenar yang dicarinya selama ini.

“Kecantikan itu lahir dari hati yang suci. Kecantikan fizikal yang sering diagungkan itu tidak kekal dan jika itulah cinta, ia akan pudar bersamanya. Itulah sebabnya kemesraan hanya dikecapi ketika baru berkahwin. Selepas dua atau tiga tahun, lenyap. Suami jalan di depan, isteri di belakang. Apa salahnya berjalan berpegang tangan seperti masa bercinta dulu?

“Saya tidak kisah apa orang nak kata mengenai kemesraan yang kami tunjukkan. Ini isteri saya, suka hati sayalah nak pegang tangan dia atau nak panggil apa. Jangan terkejut kami tetap mandi berdua sehingga kini walaupun ketika berada di rumah saudara mara. Mereka pun tahu dan faham,” katanya.

Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit, pasangan ini tidak menafikan mahligai yang dibina sesekali tetap dilanda badai terutama di awal perkahwinan. Bagaimanapun, sikap tolak ansur dan tidak berdendam membuatkan rumah tangga dibina kekal bahagia.

“Kalau bertengkar, kami pergi ke tepi laut supaya anak-anak di rumah tidak dengar. Kami luahkan apa yang tidak puas hati. Bila reda, baru balik. Anak anak boleh tahu kami bergaduh hanya kerana saya tidak peluk bahu isteri ketika menonton televisyen. Mereka akan kata, mak tak kawan ayah ya?,” kata Pak Atan.

Mak Inom yang kesal dengan peningkatan perceraian di kalangan pasangan hari ini, berkata sikap bertolak ansur dan memahami pasangan penting selepas berkahwin. Lumrah masa bercinta memang semua indah, tetapi bila tinggal sebumbung, baru tahu buruk baik masing-masing.

“Masa baru berkahwin memang susah sesuaikan diri. Auntie selalu merajuk terutama masa mengandung anak sulung kerana uncle sibuk bermain badminton setiap petang. Auntie luahkan perasaan benci padanya, tetapi jawapannya, tidak ada perkataan benci dalam kamus hidupnya, membuatkan auntie terdiam. Auntie sedar, kita perlu berkorban sedikit dengan menerima seadanya pasangan kita sama ada suka atau tidak kerana itulah dirinya,” katanya.

Beliau berkata, isteri perlu bijak memenangi hati suami terutama dari segi makan minumnya selain menghormatinya sebagai ketua keluarga walaupun isteri berkenaan berpangkat lebih tinggi daripada suami.

“Jika isteri tidak kisah, tidak mustahil apabila ada wanita lain yang menunjukkan kasih sayang padanya, suami akan jatuh cinta dengan wanita itu. Jangan bersikap mementingkan diri termasuk dalam bab duit. Bila suami susah, kita bantu. Jangan ada konsep duit dia, duit kita tapi duit kita, duit kita. Ini tidak betul. Menjaga kebersihan diri juga penting. Janganlah bau kencing ada dibiarkan sampai suami balik ke rumah,” katanya.

Pak Atan turut bersetuju, seorang suami inginkan wanita yang bijak menjaga kebajikan suami. Bagaimanapun, katanya suami juga perlu mengikis ego untuk mengakui kesilapan yang dilakukan pada isteri kerana isteri hanya ingin mendengar suami mengatakan ‘maaf’. Itu sudah cukup melembutkan hatinya.

Dalam hubungan ini, katanya, suami harus banyak bersabar berdepan kerenah isteri, begitu juga sebaliknya.

“Pandailah ambil hati isteri. Isteri mungkin penat selepas seharian bekerja ditambah dengan kerja rumah. Apa salahnya pada sebelah malam, sebelum tidur, suami urut badan atau kaki isteri. Seorang suami yang mengurut isterinya, akan mengalir dosa-dosa yang ada padanya melalui celah jarinya itu.

“Bantu isteri di dapur juga boleh mengeratkan hubungan. Gurau senda antara suami isteri menambah seri. Mungkin orang lain tak buat macam uncle buat. Bila balik rumah, uncle panggil auntie dengan panggilan uhu…uhu…, itu tanda uncle balik. Bila dengar suara uncle itu, auntie pun sembunyi di dapur, macam main sorok-sorok,” katanya.

Memang bertuah jika semua isteri seperti Mak Inom dan semua suami seperti Pak Atan. Sayangnya kebanyakan orang terlalu ego untuk menzahirkan kasih sayang terhadap pasangan khususnya si suami. Entah mengapa, perasaan sayang dan mengambil berat hanya terhad semasa bercinta. Kononnya bukan budaya kita menunjuk-nunjuk depan orang. Apa salahnya budaya yang baik jadi ikutan?

Lihat saja orang Barat, walaupun isterinya itu tidak secantik mana atau gemuk gedempol sekalipun, masih tetap berjalan berpegangan tangan atau memeluk pinggang isterinya. Inilah yang dikatakan cinta sejati, tidak pernah berubah walaupun dimamah usia.

Choi Sung Teng & Hilda Iceladottir, A Love Story

So sweet...

In my opinion as one of the die hard fans of romantic movie genre, this line of dialog from Forrest Gump, it’s one of the simplest, truest, and most romantic line ever said in a movie:

Jenny Curran: Why are you so good to me?

Forrest Gump: You’re my girl!

Jenny Curran: (pause) I’ll always be your girl.

I Love U

I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore.

I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it.

And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know... I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too.

All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau.

Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.